Monday, November 06, 2017

Urgent

But yesterday the word of Donold
Might have stood against the truth; now cuff'd he there;
And none so poor to beg his pardon.*

Urgent
 
     In real estate, it is location, location, location.  With this gang, it is indictments, indictments, indictments.
Emergency
 
     As you know, bail for Manafort has been set at $10 million.  So the hat is being passed to help, and the ladies in the office have been generous with their support.  As of now, there are three imaginary cents in the bank.  And so, an appeal is made to you to do whatever you can.  We only have $9,999,999.97 to go.  Thanks in advance.
 
Update

     There has been another major contribution!  And we are getting closer--only $9,999,999.96 to go.

Update
 
     Another generous contribution of a nickel, with a request of four cents change, means we only have $9,999,999.95 to go.
 
Alert
 
     "You need to stop."

     But, despite the hazards, the pursuit of justice continues.
 
Notice
 
     Feel free to pass the hat at work.  Surely, the ladies there will be as generous as the ones here.
 
Warning
 
     Some males have expressed fear of being "run out of town" by the women in their offices.  But do not be afraid.  They will probably be unable to resist an opportunity to support those who assist the gentleman from New York in his never-ending efforts for women.
 
     Doofus Don, what's those handcuffs you have on?
     Could it be related to crimes of days gone by?
     And did I hear you say, marshals ameeting you here today
     To take you to the dungeon 'neath Bear Claw?^
 
(c)2017 Marvin D. Jones.  All rights reserved.
 
 
*Apologies to William Shakespeare
 
http://www.justice.gov/file/1007271/download    [indictments, indictments, indictments]
 
 
 
 
https://youtu.be/Lcb-Fsx_phM    [bonus feature]
   

  

1 comment:

Tim Hackman said...

I would like to contribute 3 pieces of pocket lint and this picture of my middle finger. Where should I send them?